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7:03 pm - the tables turned
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a creepy 50 year old lawyer who lives in cordova im'd my friend katie tonight with the following msg:
LaborLawye (6:52:56 PM): Hi there. I'm a 50 year old lawyer living in Cordova. How old are you and where do you live?
so, i decided to i.m. him right back. . .
BrianLondon16: OH MY GOD I NEED A LAWYER
BrianLondon16: help
BrianLondon16: help
BrianLondon16: are you there?
BrianLondon16: i'll pay you whatever
LaborLawye: oh yeah?
LaborLawye: where are you?
BrianLondon16: Cordova
LaborLawye: age?
BrianLondon16: 23
LaborLawye: and what do you need?
BrianLondon16: i need a lawyer
LaborLawye: for what?
BrianLondon16: general counsel
LaborLawye: what is your issue?
BrianLondon16: where should i start
LaborLawye: I'm a real lawyer and my time costs money. You can come to my office but I need to know what you need.
BrianLondon16: Where is your office?
LaborLawye: Germantown
LaborLawye: Tell me what you need
BrianLondon16: What road?
LaborLawye: What do you need?
BrianLondon16: Easier explained in person
BrianLondon16: I'm a terrible typer
BrianLondon16: poplar?
BrianLondon16: what road?
BrianLondon16: I got into some trouble at Raiford's Hollywood
BrianLondon16: in a shower
BrianLondon16: with a lady who works there
BrianLondon16: i got arrested
BrianLondon16: she's pregnant
LaborLawye: I don't do criminal law
LaborLawye: sorry
BrianLondon16: and then
BrianLondon16: but this is where it really got interesting
BrianLondon16: because
BrianLondon16: it turns out
BrianLondon16: that she was an illegal alien
BrianLondon16: being employed by Raiford's
LaborLawye: ok, good luck
BrianLondon16: there's nothing criminal about a little LOVE-MAKING is there?
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| Tuesday, July 26th, 2005
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2:50 am
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| Monday, October 11th, 2004
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5:07 am
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Thank you for your order!
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Box 1924 Rhodes College
2000 North Parkway
Memphis, TN 38112
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(931)637-2746
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| Saturday, September 18th, 2004
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7:38 pm
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I watched "Breaking Vegas" on the History Channel tonight. It was awe-inspiring.
And so, I ordered
Beat the Dealer: A Winning Strategy for the Game of Twenty-One Edward O. Thorp;
$5.79 - Quantity: 1 - Usually ships within 1-2 business days
Condition: used
Estimated ship date for this item: September 22, 2004
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| Saturday, September 11th, 2004
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10:32 pm
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| Monday, September 6th, 2004
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6:08 pm
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| Saturday, August 7th, 2004
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8:11 pm
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| Tuesday, August 3rd, 2004
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12:35 pm
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| Saturday, July 3rd, 2004
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9:53 pm
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the concert slate for the summer in the u.k.
7/2--My Morning Jacket; The Shepard's Bush Empire, London.
7/15--Wilco; The Astoria, London.
8/4--Air; The Somerset House, London.
Whoah, shit!
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| Thursday, July 1st, 2004
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12:08 am
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| Thursday, June 3rd, 2004
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12:35 am
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| Monday, May 17th, 2004
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6:02 pm
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11:24 am - for kelley
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i just spent close to an hour looking back through years of old livejournal posts, which always makes me a little sad
i think reconciling the past with the present is one of the hardest things in the world for me to deal with.
but, in an effort to bring you more effective livejournal service, feel free to peruse the old entries and tell me any that you particularly liked.
i'll be going home next week, and the odds are that i'll be able to come back with at least a few new incidents to post on (thx flem, eric, andrew, aaron, kat, etc...)
pls vote on any of the following that you would like for me to attempt(and by me, i mean fleming, mainly, and then me):
1. Sneaking onto someone else's property and riding their llama
2. Kettcar Crashes
3. Ramping the railroad tracks in Dr. Winchell's Taurus with Easy E. at 70 mph
4.
gosh.
i'm at a loos for other ideas, so if you can think of other things, suggest, plx
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| Wednesday, May 5th, 2004
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9:12 pm
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Top 5 Books of the Semester:
1. Invisible Man, by Ralph Ellison
tied with
Lolita, by Vladamir Nabokov
3. The Crying of Lot 49, by Thomas Pynchon
4. Play It As It Lays, by Joan Didion
5. Going After Cacciato by Tim O'Brien
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| Friday, April 2nd, 2004
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5:27 pm
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Albums Acquired in the Last Few Weeks:
Wilco, A Ghost Is Born
Beck, Midnight Vultures
Beck, Mutations
Beck, Odelay
Four Tet, Rounds
North Mississippi Allstars, Shake Hands With Shorty
Johnny Greenwood, Bodysong
Robert Randolph, Unclassified
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| Monday, March 15th, 2004
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4:37 pm
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Friday, April 30, 2004
George Clinton & Parliament/Funkadelic
The Offspring
Chaka Khan
Styx
Saliva
Charlie Musselwhite
Joss Stone
Trapt
G. Love & Special Sauce
Michael Burks
Smile Empty Soul
Johnny Clegg Band featuring the music of Juluka and Savuka
Sound Tribe Sector 9
Bettye LaVette
MRNORTH
Slick Ballinger & the Soul Blues Boyz
Saturday, May 1, 2004
Journey
Puddle of Mudd
Anthony Hamilton
Collective Soul
Jerry Lee Lewis
Fuel
Buddy Guy & Double Trouble
Bernard Allison
Indigo Girls
Robert Earl Keen
Lucero
Doug E. Fresh
Eric Sardinas
Sister Hazel
Porch Ghouls
Renee Austin
Paul Thorn
Switchfoot
Robert 'Wolfman' Belfour
The Gamble Brothers Band
Shinedown
Ellis Hooks
Yonder Mountain String Band
Delta Moon
Zac Harmon & Mid-South Blues Revue
Sunday, May 2, 2004
Foo Fighters
Steve Miller Band
Three 6 Mafia
Live
Gov’t Mule
Bar-Kays
Charlie Daniels Band
Little Milton
Anson Funderburgh & The Rockets with Sam Myers
O.A.R.
Tone Loc
Bela Fleck & the Flecktones
Richard Johnston
The Wailers
Drive-By Truckers
Free Sol
Sonny Burgess & The Pacers
Otis Taylor
Josh Kelley
Super Chikan & The Fighting Cocks
Tinsley Ellis
And Now, to Sift through the mess and list the stuff that I want to actually go to:
George Clinton & Parliament/Funkadelic
Charlie Musselwhite
Buddy Guy & Double Trouble
Jerry Lee Lewis
Lucero
Yonder Mountain String Band
Foo Fighters
Steve Miller Band
Gov’t Mule
Anson Funderburgh & The Rockets with Sam Myers
Bela Fleck & the Flecktones
Richard Johnston
Little Milton
Drive-By Truckers
Although I will say that I will definitely stop in to hear some of the other stuff, just for fun (i.e., JOURNEY, STYX, TONE LOC, and Chaka Khan). Also, where the hell is WILCO again this year? The Blues Crowd is heavily booked, and so is the bad 80's music, but where is the good, slightly newer stuff? Or where are the 70's this year? They seemed to have left out the good Classic Rock era (aside from Steve Miller, and the Drive-By Truckers (who belong in the 70's). But whatever.
Not quite as spectacular as last year's lineup, I think.
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| Thursday, February 26th, 2004
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5:28 pm
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The Rhodes Lecture Board is proud to present :
Ben Stein
as the inaugural speaker for the new student lecture series at Rhodes College.
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| Wednesday, February 18th, 2004
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5:21 pm - In Chat Session with Ebay Live Help
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brianlondon@hotmail.com: Okay
brianlondon@hotmail.com: Jay, if my Kettcar doesn't come, I
may go vigilante
brianlondon@hotmail.com: and drive to Chicago, Illinois
brianlondon@hotmail.com: and open up a can of whoop-ass on Stella Kung
Jay: I'm sure that we'll able to help you with contacting Stella.
brianlondon@hotmail.com: You're very reassuring. I feel better already.
Jay: I'm here to help. I assure you that you will receive your Kettcar. Our specialists will be more then happy to help you with contacting her.
brianlondon@hotmail.com: Awesome.
brianlondon@hotmail.com: Jay, I won't forget you.
Jay: It's been my pleasure assisting you.
Jay: I'm glad that I was able to help. Thank you for your time and for using Live Chat.
Jay: Feel welcome to come back to Live Chat if you have any questions or concerns.
brianlondon@hotmail.com: Will you still be here?
brianlondon@hotmail.com: I don't want to talk to anyone else about this... Only you.
Jay: Sure thing. You can request to chat with me at any time for assistance.
brianlondon@hotmail.com: Awesome, Jay.
brianlondon@hotmail.com: Maybe I'll even let you ride the Kettcar.
Jay: Awesome. I'll look forward to it.
Jay: I hope you have a great day ahead.
brianlondon@hotmail.com: It will be.
brianlondon@hotmail.com: And this is my hope for you, as well.
Jay: I hope that you're very satisfied with the way that I've handled this chat. If you have an extra minute, would you kindly fill out the survey at the end of our chat?
brianlondon@hotmail.com: Anything for you, Jay.
Jay: Much appreciated. Have a good one!
brianlondon@hotmail.com: Jay...Remember me...Remember...
The agent ended your chat session.
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| Friday, February 13th, 2004
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